OMG! Romney Has A Swiss Bank Account! What Am I Going To Do?!

Posted: July 5, 2012 in Uncategorized

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President Obama and his campaign smurfs have been so desperate to be on message that their thirst for relevancy has taken an hilarious turn. Recently, some Ramen noodle starved campaign intern sent out a tweet informing folks that Mitt had a Swiss bank account of $3 million in 2010. Obviously, the Obama campaign figured this was an urgent and dire issue that was worth notifying to the Navy Seals Team 6 and such, so I’m going to bring attention to it! So maybe it’s possible they were expecting reactions like these:

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! Didn’t his pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, teach him that it is better to give than to receive?! Imagine how many handouts he could’ve paid for!

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! Is it possible that Bill Ayers is a financier of the account?!

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! Let me go hurry up and purchase some health insurance before he taxes me and adds to his millions!

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! He’ll take my money and distribute it to union members!

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! How dare he make money instead of taking it to create jobs through food stamps! What a selfish pig!

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! If I pray hard enough, maybe he’ll evolve around the idea of creating a separate fund for same-sex couples!

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! He is apparently out of touch! He should’ve invested it in Solyndra and provided Americans with the green energy that they deserve!

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! He should’ve contributed his wealth to cutting the deficit some more. After all, Obama cut it in half during his first term!

–OMG! Romney has a Swiss bank account! What am I going to do?! He isn’t patriotic enough for me! He could’ve sponsored a Sarah Jessica Parker fundraiser to inspire small businesses to go out and hire folks!

That Mitt Romney fella…..his money makes him a rich snob. Just cheer me up and give me my entitlement program..NOW!

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